Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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