So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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