I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
