if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
