I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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