Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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