Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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