I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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