She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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