Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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