Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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