that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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