You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My bed smells like the plague
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
