I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
