we have pet lesbian snakes
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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