Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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