I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This is my gift to your gina
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Randomize
