so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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