im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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