I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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