Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
