Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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