Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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