Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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