How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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