I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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