Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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