she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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