i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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