did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is my gift to your gina
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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