Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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