i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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