i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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