i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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