if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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