I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We don't watch enough power rangers
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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