and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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