On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
tell me about the fingering
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