You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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