He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I pour the whiskey from now on
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize