Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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