Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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