No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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