so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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