Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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