This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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