I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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