i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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