So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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