Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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