I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
