too bad you live with your parents still
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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