i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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