Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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